The Jungle

jailor:

Wonderin how ur doing….
Sike

realfruitpieces:

My main goal in life is to break someone like Nicki broke Drake

im elated to say i have no idea what this means

angry90slesbian:

Somebody is fucking around with the music at work today. Instead of “Let It Go” and “Happy” they’re playing Halloween music and Van Halens “Eruption”

Now it’s the Imperial March and the Barry Gibb Talk Show Theme

Duuuuuuude security just FUCKED THIS KID UP for trying to steal a cell phone off a guys hip and run

Somebody is fucking around with the music at work today. Instead of “Let It Go” and “Happy” they’re playing Halloween music and Van Halens “Eruption”

RED ALERT: SOME GIRL JUST CAME UP TO ME AT WORK IN THE MIDDLE OF A DEMONSTRATION LIKE “ARE YOU BEN BLANKITY BLANK” AND I WAS LIKE WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU YES AND THIS CHICK GOES “WE WENT TO MIDDLE SCHOOL TOGETHER.”
LIKE HOW DOES SHE RECOGNIZE ME OR REMEMBER MY FULL NAME AND WHY IS SHE OUTSIDE OF MASSACHUSETTS

lordoftheinternet:

spunkyteengirl replied to your post: i mean at the end of the day the top f…

excuse you but what about the people who sang the space jam theme song??

oh you mean these guys? yeah they’re WAY up there. highly recommended

Holy shit! Is that the ocean? What’s on the other side of it, there? []